[modest proposal]

I live in the deep south atm and am aching to see something new.

I am not happy overall in the south.

I kinda want to get away from the whole east coast also. I have been an east coaster my whole life and I want to see new things. Life is short.

[grellis]

Come visit us here in Michigan--it's not as horrific as many want to make it out to be. I won't live anywhere else.

Actually, any of the Great Lake states might offer you the change you're looking for.

[Westlander]

I’m looking for an abandoned missile silo to reside in.