A. Cancer
B. Heart Disease
C. Polio
D. Arthritis
E. Strokes
or make one up yourself
Well, I've lately had an erection that's lasted more than four hours.
My understanding is that I should seek immediate medical attention.
Mrs. B. says it can wait until Monday.
I dunno. What would Al Gore do?
Try to make friends with Tipper? Ask Bill Clinton to loan him a spare?