Very funny.
Do you eat:
tacos
burritos
hoagies
hamburgers
onion rings
cheeseburgers
potato chips
corn chips
gyros
pizza
grilled cheese
ruebens
tuna salad sandwiches
If so, do you use those shiny metal utinsils in pictured in your post? Or do you just use your hands?
From the article........”He has ordered me up a combo plate of baked goat meat, roasted chicken breast, salad with ranch dressing, a pile of spaghetti, and another of basmati rice”
I don’t eat salad with dressing, spaghetti, or rice with my hands. I don’t know anyone who does.