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To: Ken522

Worse than simply eating with their hands - they may at times lift food to their mouths with the LEFT hand, the one they touch to the despicable nether end of the digestive tract.

The proper manner is to keep the left hand limply beneath the table, while raising dribbling handfuls to the mouth with the right hand, meanwhile scattering crumbs and spatters on clothes and the facial hair. Knives are for threatening your neighbor with mutilation, spoons are for taking out your neighbor’s eye, and forks are for driving into the back of your neighbor’s hand as he tries to sneak one of the remaining morsals off your plate.


16 posted on 05/17/2008 10:47:23 AM PDT by alloysteel (Is John McCain headed into the Perfect Storm? You bet he is.)
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To: alloysteel

Hahaha, thanks for elaborating on the eating customs of the sand-pounders.


36 posted on 05/17/2008 2:18:41 PM PDT by bboop (Stealth Tutor)
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