Posted on 05/17/2008 7:36:50 AM PDT by doug from upland
NOTE: Being legally allowed to marry your goat. Pretty ridiculous, huh? Or is it? For many, many centuries, men and women marrying and having children is what carried on civilization. The definition of marriage was clear. Not now. It has been changed. If the definition can be changed for one group, why can't it be changed for another? Why can't a brother and sister marry? Why can't two women and one man marry? How about two men, a goat, and a cow? Yes, it is preposterous. But when they change the definition of marriage, where are the limits?
If the court ruling in California stands, homosexuals will have equal rights to adopt children. In fact, because of "past discrimination," what if there are quotas and preferences created? Why not? The radical homosexual agenda demands equal treatment and recognition. They cannot admit that it is better for a mom and dad to be raising a child than two people of the same sex. They refuse to admit it.
I know the argument. A goat can't give consent. Well, what if it is a male goat and a lesbian? If the goat makes his move and she doesn't resist, there is no problem with consent. If a lesbian is allowed to marry her goat, you can't discriminate against a homosexual male.
And so, for those of a particular religion who force some of their goats to wear veils and for the California Supreme Court, this one's for you.
It must be a Kalifornia thing...
Claimed he was the only one who loved him, and visa versa.
The court disagreed, finding he only wanted an extra tax deduction.
Life is so unfair ....
So 2 guys can get married and adopt little boys. Then why is it illegal for 1 man to have multiple wives?
This all stems from the ‘new soviet man’. The idea that
in order to create their new socialist ideal all the old
morals and laws must be done away with.
Marx hated and abhorred the family, calling
it an abomination.
Hey ! I could marry my car ! Then get benefits for all
the repair costs !
Sweet !
Don't worry, that's probably next on the agenda - "Beastiality is OK" (or as the sheepherder said, "It's not so baaaaad.")
As the descent into depravity continues, how far are we from OKing human sacrifice and cannibalism?
OK, ONLY if they are "consentual" (cough).
I don’t think bringing bestiality into it helps the cause of preserving marriage. The immediate problems will be a school curriculum which embraces homosexual marriage as just another option and marriages consisting of more than two people. Then schools will have to teach that those are peachy keen too.
We all remember the giddily romantic tale from two years ago of Mr Charles Tombe, the Sudanese man who was forced by village elders to marry a goat after they caught him drunkenly having sex with it.
Attentive followers of internet tales of goat-love will also recall that, tragically, the goat died in May 2007, leaving Mr Tombe as Sudan’s - nay, the world’s - most famous goat-widower.
Luckily for Mr Tombe, a firm is now trying to brighten up the goat side of his life once more, as they’re trying to track him down and give him a replacement goat.
The goat matchmaking service is being carried out by www.buzzmygoat.com, which is a new comedy mobile messaging service. Selflessly, they’re offering up one of their corporate mascots as Mr Tombe’s new bride.
The goat in question is named Daisy (a devestatingly original name for a goat) and is a British Toggenburg (which is a type of goat).
British Toggenburgs have ‘excellent longevity’, according to the British Toggenburg Society’s website, so if the matchmaking is successful, Mr Tombe should have many years of goat bliss ahead of him.
Of course, the main problem with the plan is finding Mr Tombe, who perhaps understandably has not exactly been revelling in his goat-fame.
To those ends, the comedy-on-your-mobile people have been round to the Sudanese embassy to see if they can help. If you’d like to see how they got on, you can watch the video here.
Of course, we eagerly await the day you can download an actual goat bride via your mobile phone. Then, and only then, will technology have finally fulfilled its potential. It’d be well weapon.
Chef has sex with goat
Published Thursday 7th February 2002 16:25 GMT
A man is awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of having sex with a goat. He was spotted by passengers on a packed train which stopped at signals opposite an allotment.
Stephen Hall, a 23-year-old chef, “lassoed” the goat with his belt and – then rammed it. Horrified commuters used their mobile phones to contact the police. OK, so there’s not much in the way of an IT angle here, but some stories need writing.
Hall who says he is gay admitted the offence with the female goat but claims he’s never done anything like this before.
A senior British Transport policeman commented that he didn’t think the nanny goat was too upset by the ordeal but added that it is “difficult to tell”. Goats are like that. Never can tell what they’re thinking.
For the full story and example of British court reporting at its best, check out Man’s sex with goat from The Sun.
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