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To: Angelwood

Will do, it’s good to see you again.

Like we said, we will not be saying goodbye, just see ya later. Special threads coming up but daily pings to the Daily Bread will be everyday at Amy’s Place.


215 posted on 05/18/2008 8:22:23 PM PDT by The Mayor ("A man's heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps" (Prov. 16:9))
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To: All

A man was driving along a highway and saw a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over and
got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A beautiful woman driving down the highway saw a man crying on the side of
the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of the car and asked the man “What’s wrong?”

“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it.”

The woman said, “Don’t worry.”

She ran to her car and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, bent down, and sprayed the
contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them and hopped off down
the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around and waved again. He hopped
down the road another 10 feet, turned and waved, hopped another ten feet,
turned and waved, and repeated this again and again and again, until he
hopped out of sight.

The man was astonished.

He ran over to the woman and demanded, “What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said..
“Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”


216 posted on 05/18/2008 8:35:22 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: Billie; The Mayor; JustAmy; DollyCali; Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1; MEG33; Diver Dave; GodBlessUSA; ...




Good night...Our Finest Friends will always be in our prayers. Thanks for your friendship and love. God bless always!!!!


218 posted on 05/18/2008 8:48:06 PM PDT by dutchess
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