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Man survives head first leap into wood chipper(MN)
pioneer press ^
| 5-16-08
| Associated Press
Posted on 05/16/2008 6:05:36 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: CDHart
Sorry - I didn’ t know you were a member.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:35:52 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Peace Is Not The Question.)
To: martin_fierro
SOOICIDE: UR DOIN IT WRONG
}:-)4
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:38:53 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(http://moosedroppings.wordpress.com -- Because 20 million self-important blogs just aren't enough.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Heard he wanted to save face but I guess this was the last straw.
43
posted on
05/16/2008 6:39:54 AM PDT
by
Dysart
To: WOBBLY BOB
To: caver
Was his name Chip?Sloppy Joe?
To: WOBBLY BOB
Hey dude. Hold my beer and watch this.
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:43:54 AM PDT
by
Siberian-psycho
(An oppressed class which did not try to possess arms, would deserve to be treated as slaves." Lenin)
To: andy58-in-nh
We need to discover the root cause for his problems and nip it in the bud... I hope this near brush causes him to turn over a new leaf.
48
posted on
05/16/2008 6:44:15 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
49
posted on
05/16/2008 6:45:14 AM PDT
by
BBell
To: WOBBLY BOB
Yeah but at least he got a little head out of the deal.
50
posted on
05/16/2008 6:49:48 AM PDT
by
woollyone
(entropy extirpates evolution and conservation confirms the Creator blessed forever.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
When asked it he wood want to commit suicide, he exclaimed “Wood eye, wood eye!” (harelip,harelip)
To: andy58-in-nh; CDHart
52
posted on
05/16/2008 6:52:13 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: wazoo1031
53
posted on
05/16/2008 6:53:54 AM PDT
by
Siberian-psycho
(An oppressed class which did not try to possess arms, would deserve to be treated as slaves." Lenin)
To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
I think this sounds more like a “hold my meth and watch this” than a hold my beer moment. I’ve been seeing more and more bizarre stories in the news that just have to be meth related.
54
posted on
05/16/2008 6:54:22 AM PDT
by
Tammy8
(Please Support and pray for our Troops, as they serve us every day.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Careful now... I have been subtly reminded that we all ought to have some sensitivity to the fact that a young person tried to commit suicide here, and that's an awful thing. Making jokes about terrible things like this is often a way of dealing with it, and I'm as guilty as anyone in that respect. So, if anyone out there was offended, mea culpa, I'm sorry, but sometimes I just need to escape from the daily grind.
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posted on
05/16/2008 6:54:41 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Peace Is Not The Question.)
To: Tammy8
I'm leaning that direction too...Methhead see things inserted in one end and shoot out the other and thinks “Oh Cool”. He gets a running jump head first into the wood chipper, but comes to a grinding halt.
To: andy58-in-nh
Fair game. If he survives it’s a life-changing experience; and he will be cashing in on the incident for the rest of his life.
To: andy58-in-nh
The Bulgarian Judge gives you a 7.5 for your mea culpa.
58
posted on
05/16/2008 7:01:50 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: Mark was here
Proper etiquette demands he commits suicide privately. And completely. No sense wasting a hospital staff's time trying to save him.
To: woollyone
Yeah but at least he got a little head out of the deal. We have a winner!
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