Posted on 05/14/2008 10:07:58 AM PDT by mondoreb
I guess I’m lucky that I am still allowed to smoke my daily cigar outside on my deck...
Exactly right! In fact they've already started with trans-fats and obesity. Eventually, any conceivable behavior that can be alleged to have an adverse effect on a persons health will be fair game. This will include things like "risky" sports as well. Say goodbye to High School and College Football.
"Just shut up and take it! It's for your own stupid good. Don't you rubes know that only we elitists know what's best for you?"
Shhhh! Don’t give ‘em any ideas!
Yes, to use this power against the smoke in the air where young people work, that stinks! Not the air, I mean, although, o.k., that stinks too. No, I'm with you this "majority will" thing stinks, even though the air no longer will. Wait! This is coming out all wrong! This stinks! They're all Nazis! They probably have big ovens buried in their basements! Oh, the drama! Oh, the injustice of it all! Oh, the addiction affecting my brain! My brain needs more nicotine! The Nazis are making my brain feel threatened! This stinks! Not the air, though, although, O.K. it does smell, but whether it stinks or not, can't we all just get along? Can't we agree that we disagree and let me light up for God's sake! I mean it's not like I'm lighting a mini-bonfire in front of my face and sucking in the smoke. It's not that I'm doing my best impression of a chimney. I am a legitimate smoker! It is my God-given right to light up anywhere, throw the butts as I please and whine about it all night taking up bandwidth on conservative websites. Well this is the great cause of my life even though so many Nazis think it stinks! I am being persecuted! Wait til they come after all those with bellybuttons that could be categorized as "innies". Then you'll see the persecution we smokers are under! They are already trying to ban adulterants in food. I happen to like the greasy crisco! My wife has told me to keep eating it, but just to be on the safe side she has increased my life insurance tenfold to a million dollars! Makes good sense! Either way, I or she wins! She also often pulls a cigarette out of the carton and says "Here, honey. Smoke up." See, at least someone loves me! Thank God she's no Nazi. She's never even said a word about me quitting for the children's sake or anything! Like I said, it's "Have another one, dear." many times a day!
TO: at bay
Has anyone recently told you that you are a jackass? If not, consider yourself told.
Sadly enough most of them would have hoped for a free toke if it were an illegal bong.
Find another, hopefully more productive obsession.
I was under the impression that piece of scum had its account banned. Must have only been temporary.
We just attended a cigar fest last saturday nite. It took place in a building on the state fair grounds. The aroma inside was exquisite!
Lit one up just now! In your honor!
I know you are, feeding them kids roadkill week after week, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know u are, but what am I?
Seconding that.
I know u are. What am I?
Ha! Ha! You’re a live one! Get a Job.
“Get a Job.”
When I go out to job interviews, I always walk in smoking, usually a clove. I mean, let’s get it out of the way quickly! You know what most of them say while showing me the door—”Smoking is illegal in businesses in California, and we’re not going out on a limb for any employee, let alone a new hire!” Can you believe their attitude!
I need a cut of your hair.
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