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This Is an Ex-Candidate (Hillary is like dead parrot from Monty Python)
Washingtonpost.com ^ | 5/14/08 | Dana Milbank

Posted on 05/14/2008 9:55:04 AM PDT by prolifefirst

CUSTOMER: "Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."

PET-SHOP OWNER: "No, no he's not dead, he's -- he's resting! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue, isn't it, aye? Beautiful plumage!"

-- From "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

11:45 a.m., Melrose Hotel, Foggy Bottom: It's Day 7 of the Clinton Campaign Death Watch -- a full week since the official arbiter of the Democratic primary, Tim Russert, declared the campaign over and Barack Obama the nominee. Hillary Clinton's advisers continue to insist that the candidate's prospects are very much alive, but the press isn't buying it. Exhibit A: There are two press buses waiting at the hotel here for Clinton's trip to her victory rally in West Virginia, but the entire press contingent doesn't quite fill one. It isn't until the entourage arrives at Dulles Airport that Clinton aides learn that the second bus is still idling, empty, at the hotel.

If there is importance in the results of the primary in West Virginia, the press corps isn't letting on . . .

CUSTOMER: "That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."

PET-SHOP OWNER: "Well, he's, he's, ah, probably pining for the fiords."

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; hillary; parrot
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1 posted on 05/14/2008 9:55:05 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst

How funny is that!!


2 posted on 05/14/2008 9:56:48 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst

Bring out your dead.

I’m not dead yet.

Yes he is.

Don’t be such a spoiled sport.


3 posted on 05/14/2008 9:58:45 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now. It’s not pinin’, it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace, if you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!


4 posted on 05/14/2008 9:59:53 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: prolifefirst

She’s pinin’ for the fjords?


5 posted on 05/14/2008 10:01:58 AM PDT by tal hajus
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To: tal hajus

Of course she’s pinin’ for the fiords, she’s a Norwegian blue.


6 posted on 05/14/2008 10:03:20 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst
'e kicked, the bucket!..... *squawk*
7 posted on 05/14/2008 10:03:29 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: prolifefirst

Where are the reports from inside the clintoon camp?

I wanna hear about the meltdown~! there has got to be some ashtray throwing


8 posted on 05/14/2008 10:04:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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I wanna hear about the meltdown~! there has got to be some ashtray throwing

They still have a chance.

The ashtrays will come out if Barak is announced as the nominee.

9 posted on 05/14/2008 10:06:35 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst
Whole lotta pinin' going on!

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10 posted on 05/14/2008 10:06:50 AM PDT by Sax
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To: prolifefirst

why is she carrying on? what is her motive? Surely its not to get the VP? What leverage does she have?


11 posted on 05/14/2008 10:08:52 AM PDT by nikos1121 (Thank you, Jimmy Carter for all you've done to make the world a safer place.)
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To: tal hajus
With McCain running, I'm pining for Gerald Ford.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

12 posted on 05/14/2008 10:08:55 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Sax

How do you post a photo?


13 posted on 05/14/2008 10:09:29 AM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst
There are two press buses waiting at the hotel here for Clinton's trip to her victory rally in West Virginia, but the entire press contingent doesn't quite fill one. It isn't until the entourage arrives at Dulles Airport that Clinton aides learn that the second bus is still idling, empty, at the hotel.

Tee Hee! Yes she had a smashing victory in WVa... and she picked up a net twelve delegates!

14 posted on 05/14/2008 10:09:34 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: prolifefirst
Posting instructions here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1555762/posts

15 posted on 05/14/2008 10:11:51 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Mr. K

“I wanna hear about the meltdown~! there has got to be some ashtray throwing”

...This is all the campaign staff’s fault! (smash) And Bill’s! (crash) And Dick Morris! (bang) %#@&%%$ (smack)


16 posted on 05/14/2008 10:12:35 AM PDT by albie
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To: prolifefirst
Analysis: Maybe Obama should worry
17 posted on 05/14/2008 10:12:35 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: prolifefirst
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue, isn't it, aye? Beautiful plumage!

18 posted on 05/14/2008 10:21:09 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: prolifefirst

Looks like you’ve already been directed to the HTML sandbox thread - good instructions there.

You first need to host the pic somewhere like photobucket.com, or tinypic.com, then you get an HTML link generated to cut and paste into your post.

Cheers!


19 posted on 05/14/2008 10:21:23 AM PDT by Sax
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To: pogo101
She's just restin'...

She's just restin'.

20 posted on 05/14/2008 10:34:44 AM PDT by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment: It's not about sporting goods.)
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