Posted on 05/13/2008 8:19:38 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sounds like the scenario for a horror movie.
“Attack of the Living Dead Presidential Candidate.”
Oh Lord, McCain is supporting the cap-and-trade bill. National Review had an excellent article on it this week, by Ramesh Ponneru. Oh, Rush is reading it!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2015237/posts?q=1&;page=1
Everytime I start to think I can vote for McCain without gagging to bad, he makes a speech that sounds no different than the other two.
We are screwed.....
I’m going to lunch. McCain makes me “stress” eat.
Somebody shoot me now.
Oh, wait—this is a different article. Not the one by Ponneru. His was about Senator Corker (R-Tenn), who understands clearly that “cap-and-trade” is just a new way to raise taxes without the electorate catching on. Corker, a first-term senator elected in 2004, is submitting various amendments to the bill which should shine the light on this issue and perhaps generate opposition to it. Rush is covering this topic well.
We are all F%$@#ed!
I know... How's this reply:
To: PJ-Comix A crappy bagel costs $.69 and a crappier muffin is $1.49 at the supermarket. A 16 oz can of soup is $2.19...for broth and a few pieces of pasta. Brown rice is $1.79 lb and bread and milk are near $4.00. I know. It's all I can do to keep the pantry stocked with Beluga caviar for the kids' after school snacks. Oh, and just the other day I had to drive the SUV all over Cuyahoga county looking for some white winter truffles and they were $60.00 for an ounce. This is insane; how are we supposed to live? 83 posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:46:44 AM by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
LOL
ROFL!
To: HamiltonJay
Please, you don’t expect the limosine liberal set to shop at ALDI’s or Save A Lot... they are born with the right to shop at whole foods and overpay for everything.
I go to Whole Foods a few times, but to me Whole Foods is nothing special. The last time I went there, some LIBERAL (who saw my Bush Cheney bumper sticker) told me that my type is not welcomed there. (The guy didn't have anything to do with the store - he was a liberal busy body)
I told him to ask the manager if my type was welcome - since I am a stockholder (yes, I own a few shares of it). The NUT thought I was lying because he thought it was a co-op. I told him it is OWNED by an EEEVIL COMPANY!
The nut made my day!! :-)
Yhello!
ROFL - I wonder how insane they would get if someone inserted the argument that food prices are soaring due to ethanol.
Thanks, good for a laugh. LOL
Did the McCain staff give him Obama’s speech by mistake? /sarc
I can only roll my eyes when I remember how McCain used lies to defeat Romney in Florida, but is unwilling to go negative on Obama................ this guy really likes the Rats.
Did ALDI open yet?? I know they are putting it at the old Finast/TopNotch location.
...Or is McCain still a Republican? sarc
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