Don’t all of us baby-boomer men all have Burma ties?
His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won’t
Come home to roost
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The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
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On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit’s foot
Didn’t save
The bunny
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Twinkle, twinkle
One-eyed car
We all wonder
WHERE you are
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These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who’ve had
No date of late
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A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin’
He’s just hopin’
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A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
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His brush is gone
So what’ll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
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If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
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Sounds like Goodyear is in some deep sh-—aving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always look keen.