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The Dhimmiecrats today announced their counterproposal, S.2959, the Lock-up America and Turn Out the Lights Economic Destruction Act of 2008.

Key provisions of the bill:

*No more oil exploration, production, or refining allowed in the USA because it contributes to Gorebull Warming.
*No more mining for coal or anything else allowed in the USA because its dirty.
*No more tree cutting in the USA because the trees are pretty.
*No more nuclear power production in the USA because we said so.
*All home thermostats set to zero to decrease energy use.
*Immediate amnesty for illegal aliens.
*Conservatism, Christianity, and heterosexuality is hereby outlawed.
*No more guns in the hands of American subjects.

Lets see, did I miss anything? Have at it.