Yeah, right. Who the heck schedules their wedding six YEARS in advance?
Sounds like, after six years, her fiancé finally ran out of excuses and has to go ahead and marry "Thelma Lou".
Yeah, right. Who the heck schedules their wedding six YEARS in advance?
Not to mention that this “bride” has been married to the groom for 6 years already. This is their church ceremony.
LOL! What a liberal trash rag! The “bride” is already married and today she will be renewing her wedding vows.
I would avoid this kind of woman at all costs. Probably why she hasn’t roped her man to the altar for six years...
She was for her child to finish the 1st grade before she married.
The whiner is already married. She eloped in 2002. Now all of a sudden she wants a big wedding. This woman is a moron.
It says here:
The average unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some long frustration may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper resperatory tract.
In other words, just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold
A person can develop a cold.
You can spray her wherever you figure there’s streptococci lurk
You can give her a shot for whatever’s she’s got, but it just won’t work
If she’s tired of getting the fish eye from the hotel clerk
A person can develop a cold.
It says here:
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense
Shows a neurotic tendancy, see note: (looks at note
Chronic organic symptoms
Toxic or hypertense
Involving the eye, the ear, the nose, and throat.
In other words, just from worrying if the wedding is on or off
A person can develop a cough.
You can feed her all day with the vitamin A and the bromofizz
But the medicine never gets anywhere near where the trouble is.
If she’s getting a kind of name for herself, and the name ain’t his
A person can develop a cough.
And furthur more, just from stalling, and stalling,
And stalling the wedding trip
A person can develop la grippe.
When they get on that train to Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
A person can develop la grippe,
La grippe.
La post nasal drip.
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that’s really a pip!
From a lack of community property
And a feeling she’s getting to old
A person can develop a bad, bad cold!
(ADELAIDE sneezes)
I agree! We told both of our kids that an engagement longer than a year is a delaying tactic. If you aren't headed down the aisle, there's no need to be engaged.