Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Fridday 5/09/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 9, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Hi, my Midwest Love.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Hi FRiend.

[ChicagoConservative27]

That comment might make Clint jealous. /S

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That’s all right; he can be my Mid-Atlantic Love. Kind of like how Rush has a mistress in ever state.

(However, I doubt Mrs. S. would approve.)

[Clint N. Suhks]

I'm her East Coast door mat...

[Joisey]

Taunts With Pictures, of the El Conservo Tribe, reporting in.

Check out Ron Kessler's piece today on Obama's new pastor. His new pastor says Moses was a "pimp", and that Tupac Shakur is a "prophet". He also praises "thugs".

http://www.newsmax.com/kessler/obama_Reverend_Otis_Moss/2008/05/08/94416.html

EXCERPT:

Can you imagine the president of the United States attending a church where the pastor says everyone has a bit of “thug” in him and praises a rapper with a criminal record as a prophet? How about a pastor who calls the biblical patriarch Abraham a “pimp” and says Noah and Moses were thugs, Jesus has a “soft spot for thugs,” and everyone has some “thug proclivities.” If Barack Obama is elected president, that is exactly what will happen. Now that the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. is retiring from Trinity United Church of Christ, Obama has said he will continue to attend the church. Explaining his decision, Sen. Obama said that the “new pastor, the young pastor, Reverend Otis Moss, is a wonderful young pastor.” He said he also still values the Trinity community. Known as the "hip-hop pastor," Otis Moss III has served as assistant pastor of the church for two years. Moss officially takes over in June. While Moss has not expressed hatred of America and of whites, as Wright did, in a sermon on YouTube, Moss derides middle-class America for not accepting the “prophetic brilliance” of thugs. Referring to these thugs, Moss says sardonically, “There are times when our prejudice keeps us from hearing ghetto prophets, who preach a brand of thug theology which keeps us from hearing the truth from their lips because of their course language and ragged subject-verb agreement.”

[ChicagoConservative27]

You’re bubbles “Mid-Atlantic Love”.

[American Quilter]

Congratulations! What were the jobs, and which did you pick?

[Joisey]

I'm happy to report that I did not have to let my secretary go today. My prayers for my Daily Bread were answered by the Lord.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Thank goodness. Amen.

[American Quilter]

I’m glad to hear it!

[Joisey]

And now, on to Today's Cartoons. This one is Laugh Out Loud Funny!

[ChicagoConservative27]

The jobs where, one was maintaining databases for industry specific magazines, and the other was background checks. I took the background check job.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Name Suggestion Pool
“Dances With Supply-Siders”
“Wrestles With RINOs”
“Lunches with Rush”
“Dances With Feminazis”
“Whips with noodle”
“Red-tailed one”
“shoots with forked gun”
“Votes with Pinched Nose”
“Hanging Chad”
“Ballot like Butterfly”
“Hacker of the Touchscreen”
“Votes Early and Often”
“Digital Shirt of Brown”
“Feeds Mom Dog Food”
“Starver of Children”
“Kick ‘Ems in the Street”
“Racist, Sexist, Bigoted Homophobe”
“Brave with flat screen and flat head”
“Votes for Conservatives”
Wrestles With RINOs is me :)

[Clint N. Suhks]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EARLY!

[advertising guy]

happy friday ...hope your weekend is perfect

[ChicagoConservative27]

You too sir.

[advertising guy]

damn yankee !!!!!......: )~~

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

WnL mode

Got the clan gathering for the weekend. Hope it doesn’t snow enough to screw up the roads.

[ChicagoConservative27]

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