[Verginius Rufus]

I've heard that Elvis might be dead.

Just goes to show you can't believe everything you hear. Somebody in the postal service wanted to issue an Elvis stamp, so they spread the rumor he was dead so they could issue the stamp.

Didn't Bobbie Gentry's brother marry Becky Thompson and buy a store in Tupelo?

[DannyTN]

I was actually behind Elvis in a grocery store here in Nashville a couple of years ago.

Where’s Kim Bassenger when you need her?

[Man50D]

Just goes to show you can't believe everything you hear. Somebody in the postal service wanted to issue an Elvis stamp, so they spread the rumor he was dead so they could issue the stamp.

I'm glad he's alive. That means he didn't die on my birthday. Now if you could just spread the word so I don't hear about all day.