Posted on 05/07/2008 2:44:56 AM PDT by moderatewolverine
Are you ready for hope and change? Barack Obama better hope his bitter half has a change of attitude if she expects to assume the title of first lady in November. She’s been likened to John F. Kennedy’s wife, what with her chic suits and pearls and perfectly coiffed helmet hair. But when she opens her mouth, Michelle O is less Jackie O and more Wendy W — as in Wendy Whiner, the constantly kvetching “Saturday Night Live” character from the early 1980s.
When last our worldviews collided, back in February, the other Michelle was expounding on her lack of pride in America. I gave her myriad reasons to cheer up — from America’s role in the fall of communism to our unparalleled generosity to our nation’s superior economic system, cultural resilience, entrepreneurial spirit and ingenuity. But since then, Mrs. Obama has dug in her $500 Jimmy Choo heels and solidified her role in the 2008 presidential campaign as Queen of the Grievance-Mongers.
In one of her few (unintentionally) funny moments during a recent sit-down with comedian Stephen Colbert, Mrs. Obama claimed, “Barack and I tend to look at the positives.” That’s a side-splitter. As National Review’s Yuval Levin put it, Michelle Obama is “America’s unhappiest millionaire.” And she has the audacity to extrapolate her misery and her husband’s alleged victimization to the “vast majority of Americans.”
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...and a BIG butt!
I have the impression that Mrs. Obama got her Harvard education through an affirmative action program.
I have the impression that Mrs. Obama got her Harvard education through an affirmative action program.
Good Morning folks, this is your pilot. We are cruising along at 40,000 feet, with a moderate tailwind, clear skies, and a nice day ahead.
Co-pilot. Engine No.1 just shut down.
Pilot: What?
Co-pilot: Engine #4 in process of shutting down.
Pilot: ...why ?...
Co-pilot: Remember when you chewed out the Maintenance Chief ?
Pilot: Oh !......no way man !
Co-pilot: You shouldn’t have pissed off the little guy, he’s the one who keeps us flying....
Pilot: Pilot to tower: This is 1108...we have a problem..
If his wife can't control her bitter dislike of virtually all things American will the man who would be president of America some day say this?
"Now you listen to me. I am going to say this just one more time. I did not have matrimony with that woman, Michelle Obama."
Damn, those are inspiring words to start the day! Roosevelt and Churchill don't hold a candle to this beacon of hope in the face of adversity. It just makes me want to rip victory from the jaws of defeat!
I just can’t imagine this sorry excuse for a human being serving this great country as First Lady. I’m gagging just at the horrible thought of it!
Oh, I thought this was going to be about his half white side. You know, the bitter clinging one.
How about a Limbaugh/Malkin ticket?
Only if Ann Coulter can be Secretary of State.
.....with Dennis Miller in charge of Health, Human Services and Education and Michael Savage as Secretary of Defense.
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