This one, I think, is my absolute favorite of the lot:
“US English is to Hispanics as the Ku Klux Klan is to blacks.”
That's so pristine and perfect, in its stupidity: it's practically zen. ;)
10 posted on 05/06/2008 10:14:55 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)