Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
[::slowly, distinctly::] "I'm dreadfully sorry, little boy. For moment there, you almost sounded like a real grownup. May I speak with either your mommy or your daddy now, please...?"
Dismissed, kiddo.
Ad hominem followed by retreat. LOL. Who’s the child? lol! Thanks for the belly laugh. Enjoy your parentheses!