Well, since I'm a compassionaite conservative, I'd be willing to give anyone willing to divulge names and testify against identity thieves an amnesty consisting of:
- A free taxpayer funded plane ride back to Mexico.
- A nice sack lunch with a second bag checked for free.
- $100 for every name turned in who gets deported on a bus and a not-so-nice sack lunch.
- Fingerprinting and ineligibility to re-enter the United States for the next 10 years.