Sure you will, and it will run just as smoothly as your Linux desktop! Of course, you'll have to distill your own gasoline, to make sure that it matches the unique chemical formula optimal for your particular construction of cylinder and spark plug, but hey, that's cool - it shows how leet you are! Sure, it takes time to keep your free car properly configured and patched with the latest safety and security devices, but hey, you weren't planning on spending time doing anything productive with your car, like, you know, drive it somewhere, were you?
Windows is mandated (currently) here at work. I spend a full 50% of my time fighting the OS in order to get my work done. Give me Linux and I will get my work down in a LOT less time with a lot less effort.
I'm grateful that the car I did pay for runs better than my Windoze desktop.