[Space Dawg]

This one is not even close. It fills Jindal’s spot.

U. S. Representative, 1st Congressional District
340 of 505 precincts reporting
7,146 23.66% Gilda Reed (D)
22,351 74.01% “Steve” Scalise (R)
517 1.71% R. A. “Skip” Galan -
187 .62% Anthony “Tony G” Gentile

[Galactic Overlord-In-Chief]

Yep, my district. :)