I slowly cooked a pork roast today, but I ate it fast. Not all of it, though. Leftovers are yummy.
Next time I order a burger and fries I’ll eat it slowly so it won’t be fast food. I’ll eat it all though, because it is too expensive to throw away and leftovers taste bad.
hmmmm... Maybe the government should demand that the prices of fast food be lowered dramatically instead of taxed additionally, so people won’t feel obligated to finish the fries even when they aren’t hungry any more.
Yes! Government intervention is the answer to a poor diet!
I ham sure.
Let’s see... cigarette companies need to be taxed to death, not because of public health, but because Newt turned the former Solid South Pubbie in 1994. Fast food has been under Demwit attack for years because, hmm, they employ too many minority citizens? Too many illegal aliens? Or because they don’t offer the same opportunities for off-the-books income as traditional restaurants? Or, perchance, it’s because smoking is off limits in fast food chains? Next, manufacturers of umbrellas will be under attack because people get killed by lightning while golfing.