A fine rant but...”you’re either stupid, ignorant, hoodwinked, blinded, crazy, or liberal, which all too often, turns out to be a combination of all five of those characteristics.”
...that’s six characteristics to a math major!
You can bet your bottom dollar that of those many reasons are not Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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I think he’s saying that liberal must include one or more of the five characteristics... stupid, ignorant, hoodwinked, blinded, crazy. Usually all five.