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State Department Issues New Language Guidelines
Transterrestrial Musings ^ | May 1st, 2008 | Rand Simberg

Posted on 05/01/2008 6:03:05 PM PDT by NonZeroSum

WASHINGTON (Routers) In an effort to drive a wedge between moderate Germans and those more extreme, the State Department issued new rules today, stipulating that the word "Nazi" was not to be used by department employees to describe the enemy. Germany recently declared war on our country, as part of its alliance with Imperial Japan, which itself attacked us at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii a little over a week ago, and with which we are now at war.

"Nazism has a great many admirable features," said a department spokesman at Foggy Bottom, "and we want to make clear that despite the fact that the Nazi Party rules Germany, we have no quarrel with the vast majority of Nazis with peaceful intent."

She went on to describe the National Socialist universal health care plan, its youth programs that inculcate loyalty to the government, its strict and necessary control over unbridled private industry, its wage and price controls, its strict separation of church and state, its progressive views on food purity and safety, and other beneficial features of the fascist system.

"Many of the Nazi programs have their counterparts here in President Roosevelt's own New Deal, such as the NRA, the CCC, our price monitoring boards, and so on. In fact, many of the ideas of National Socialism were first developed in our own progressive country, and we in turn might want to consider examining their policies for more ways to improve our own."

She went on, "...if we call Hitler and his staff, who lack moral legitimacy, 'Nazis,' we may unintentionally legitimize their rule, and end up offending many of the peaceful National Socialist Germans with whom we can develop a productive relationship after the defeat of the extremist Hitler regime. We don't want to tar all Nazis with the racism and war mongering of the more fanatical members of the party."

"We are concerned that use of the term "Nazi" to refer to the murderous extremists may glamorize their racism, give them undeserved moral authority with the German people, and undermine our ultimate war strategy of winning their hearts and minds. We want them to understand that we recognize Nazism as an ideology of peace, and welfare for the common good and betterment of all Germans."

When asked what term employees were to use to refer to the enemy, she replied, "We haven't quite worked that out yet. We're considering 'the Hitler gang' for now."


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Germany; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cluelessness; idiocy; jihadis; language; nazi; statedept
We've got to win over the moderate Nazis.
1 posted on 05/01/2008 6:03:06 PM PDT by NonZeroSum
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To: NonZeroSum

Yes, it would be irresponsible to call all Nazis extremists. ;-)


2 posted on 05/01/2008 6:26:59 PM PDT by doc1019 (Acts 16:31, Romans 10:13 ... nuff said.)
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To: doc1019

[Yes, it would be irresponsible to call all Nazis extremists. ;-)]

It would be equally irresponsible and not at all keeping with the tenets of multiculturalist defeatism to call islamofascists islamonazis so we had best dare not do that...


3 posted on 05/01/2008 7:01:16 PM PDT by 43north (I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
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To: 43north

Yes, we must all be ever so aware (nukum) and sensitive to the (nukum) difference in our cultures (nukum). ;-)


4 posted on 05/01/2008 7:18:47 PM PDT by doc1019 (Acts 16:31, Romans 10:13 ... nuff said.)
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To: doc1019

Moderate Nazi bump...


5 posted on 05/02/2008 9:14:42 AM PDT by NonZeroSum
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