I would claw my eyes out!
The whole reason the FLDS cult exists is because these guys couldn’t get laid at a nympho convention...they had to create a religion or they knew their DNA would end with them. (Humor)
Really, the I would slit my wrists if that was handed to me as my ‘husband’.
They couldn't get laid at a Dell convention. I kid, I kid.
I’m going have to go back and find it...but on one of the other threads it was noted...’ever try to get a date in (blank)...ya almost need to start your own religion.’ It was a hysterical...