But "Stunning" would be if one of them had an MP3 player.
I agree. I think 'stunning' was for local consumption and they didn't expect this headline to go 'global'.
I read a REALLY funny Sci-Fi story once where the good guys go back in time to bring history back into line [the Mongols had taken Vienna and were riding west], and solved the problem.
As part of the peace treaty, one of them gives Sabotai a set of binoculars, which in the author’s words, caused a Russian archaeologist in the 20th century excavating a mound in Asia to have a nervous breakdown. “Stunning”
Or an Atlantis exit visa.