[PennsylvaniaMom]

Between the bleached hair, fake nails, spray on tans, and silicone implants there are more chemicals assembled in that room than in a Monsanto plant.

[MHGinTN]

Old Johnathan Winters line (or was it Red Skelton, I can’t quite recall): while among buxom beauties rolling him along on a hospital gourney, “Better living through Chemistry.”