By Clark Baker

God bless Jeremiah Wright!

For all his faults, he was the only man in America who could have arrested the presidential hopes of the smooth-talking Marxist from Hawaii. Wright's God-given gift to do and say exactly the wrong thing at the right time transcends all human understanding, making Hillary and her husband look almost normal.

Like a cat burglar's yappy Pomeranian, Wright doesn't know when to shut up. Padding through a sleeping household at 3 AM, Obama's free-spirited ankle-biter isn't afraid to bark at the family mastiff, or his Bible-clinging-gun-toting owner.

Who could blame them?

While the Harvard-lawyer studied Wright's genius of convincing Chicago's poorest and most vulnerable families to drop their welfare and beer money in his offertory plate, Obama gave Wright the political legitimacy that his moral incompetence regularly subtracted. Wright baptized Obama with the black authenticity that his white mother and Harvard could not give him. Together, Trinity became the blackface Obama needed for his political minstrel show....