[Thomas W.]

“Hell! She can sing for me if she’s mute!”

Here you go. Entirely work safe by western standards, but may cause Islamists to blow their stacks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCfUtQMg8c&feature=related

Personally, she ain’t all that to me. She can’t really sing, and I find her cheap-looking and obvious. The crowd of young males loves her, though.

[The Louiswu]

"I find her cheap-looking and obvious"

Cheap and obvious...sometimes that's enough...as in her case.