Another story, another commie Prof: Another Prof decided that Burt Lahr in the "Birds" was the coolest thing that came down down the pike.
I was voted, in my class, to be the most likely to starve and live under a bridge at the Catholic Prep School I was forced into attending. I took four years of Latin and Greek, plus frog.
I pointed out to the Prof that Aristophanes would have puked on the floor over that interpretation, bad mark.
What bridge are you living under now? Hope it’s in warm country—smile.