Don't forget Proflowers and the engineering wizards at GM with their variable valve timing. And would someone please make the freecreditreport.com pirate walk the plank?
I suppose that a means of protecting the terminally stupid would be nice; but every time somebody does that improved stupids appear.
How much brain-power does it take to realize that, if someone offers "free credit reports", you've got to give them all your confidential credit information first?
D'OH!