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Eating pizza topped with tomato paste can help prevent premature wrinkles,

So this is how you did it?

[glock rocks]

Eating pizza topped with tomato paste can help prevent premature wrinkles,

So this is how you did it?

Yah, but sadly, it only stopped the premature ones. The older, ornerier walrus type ones were not even slightly deterred, even by massive quantities of malt beverages. In fact...