Your half sarcastic theory is closer to the truth than you realize.
The “Kumbaya” moment at the convention is coming. A Rodman/Hussein ticket is the Dems slavation and will be hailed by all as the Solomonic solution. All will wax euphoric at the wisdom of it all.
McCain will be flattened by the woman/minority ticket steamroller.
If Hillary is the nominee, Hillary wins—McCain will not fight her and will be seen as a crochety out of touch old meanie. Hillary will pour on the waterworks at will and make McCain look like the fool he already is.
If Obama is the nominee, McCain has a shot against him if he will go to the mat and reveal how extremist Obama is and how little experience Obama has. So far, no evidence that McLoser has that fire in the belly. What is undisputed is that McQueeg will torpedo fellow Republicans and the Conservatives rather than fire in the general direction of the enemy.
If it is Hillary/Obama, the Dems save their party from self-immolation. The Super Delegates don’t have to choose—that would take political courage, of which they have none. There is peace in our time in Demland. McCain will find himself being broadsided by both of them non-stop. The press, which is in the tank for the Dems anyway, will gear up to do their part. As you say, the dead will rise up and present IDs to vote early and often once the Dems unleash their well honed voter fraud strategies, especially in the inner cities, which they control already.
As long as Hillary is on top this time, she cares not who the VP is. Of all the Dems, Obama is the only running mate that will bring her votes. Obama will be sat down, and made to understand that he will have his shot in eight years; the VP experience will be good for him, and the Dems will never forget his sacrifice to help take back the White House and the levers of government power. He is only 46—he has time, they will say.
McLame will be too busy yelling at those of us who realize that the future of this country is at stake and want to take on Hill/Bama with a full frontal assault, to focus on winning in November.
Then all of the elites on both sides of the aisle will get what they want.
Political theater? We all have a front row seat.
As long as Hillary is on top this time, she cares not who the VP is. Of all the Dems, Obama is the only running mate that will bring her votes. Obama will be sat down, and made to understand that he will have his shot in eight years; the VP experience will be good for him, and the Dems will never forget his sacrifice to help take back the White House and the levers of government power. He is only 46—he has time, they will say.
Well stated theory. It does seem to be unfolding in a surreal, pre-meditated way. If this plays out it will be the greatest sting operation in the history of America.