[Lazamataz]

You are a desperate woman, aren't you? How many guys do you have? LOTS? Your breath smells AWFUL, and your makeup makes you look like a clown.

Is that a zit? Oh, no, sorry, that's your face, Cougar breath.

Hey, why don't you step up from the Goodwill shopping experience someday? Oh, I remember why: Living in poverty as you do, the best you can do is shop at Goodwill.

By the way, Jesus hates you. I mentioned your name to him, this was the response:

[donna]

Er, sorry Laz, I had no way of knowing that the word “sin” would set you off. If you prefer, just pretend it never happened.