[Conservative Vermont Vet]

"THAT'S RIGHT, BETTER GET USED TO IT. I WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL IN RAMING THE SHAMNESTY BILL DOWN YOUR THROATS, BUT AT LEAST I WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR SIGNING A BILL WHICH 'MANDATES' Y'ALL GET RID OF THOSE PESKY, INCADESENT LIGHT BULBS AND BURN EVEN MORE CORN IN YOUR GAS TANK.

WELL, AFTER ALL, Y'ALL GETTING THAT BIG STIMULUS CHECK SOON AND YOU CAN SPEND IT ON THE EXTRA COSTS OF GAS AND FOOD.

I WARNED YOU BEFORE YOU ELECTED ME, THAT I WOULD BE THE CONSUMATE, 'COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE', I JUST NEGLECTED TO TELL YOU I WOULD ALSO BE AN EVEN BIGGER AND MORE DEDICATED, RINO THAN MY DAD. TEE HEE!."

[sickoflibs]

Sadly I agree with everything you wrote.