During my negotiations with Hamas, which I would have held at Camp David if possible, I negotiated a fair agreement where only half the population of Israel would be exterminated and the rest would work for the Palestinians. By any measure, what I came up with was just. Yet the obstinate Israelis turned their back on a lasting peace proving once and for all who is in the wrong here.
Signed,
An utter nincompoop er, Jimmah.
