Well then, Diane Honey, you should just be called TEACHER DIANE instead of PRINCIPAL DIANE!! You EARNED the PRINCIPAL TITLE and yet you DENY the Title of VALEDICTORIAN and SALUTATORIAN to others who EARNED those TITLES.
TEACHER DIANE......how does that feel??
Don't forget the corresponding pay grade adjustment.
The title of teacher smacks of elitism; after all, how about all the people who work just as hard, but don't have the title of teacher ? Best to just use COMRADE .
“TEACHER DIANE”
You mean “Diane”. She is not a teacher and does not deserve even that title; she does not teach. Just call her by her first name.