Can't you see what this cruel and senseless Supreme Court ruling means? It will now be possible to restrict many members of federally protected minority groups to just 1 vote apiece. How is that fair, when many members of one or more of these groups were enslaved by the white heteronormative hegemonic eurocentric Christian patriarchs of this country for over 400 years?
These people must, must I tell you, be allowed to make up for the many hundreds of millions of votes denied to their people throughout this tragic period in our tragic history of tragic oppression. And pray tell me, members of the VRWC and your rigged Supreme Court, how are the dead supposed to get their picture taken?
These faithful voters don't ask for much, you know. They just want to join us in spirit on election day, which even hard-hearted capitalist oppressors of the poor have surely noticed is rather close to Hall'o'we'en y el día de los muertos.
A faithful bloc for us has been the "Clandestine Migrant" community. Where in the cruel deserts surrounding our virtual border fence are they supposed to get picture ID? Thank goodness for Affirmative Action which has placed many of their compadres at the DMV of many states, to minimize this bureaucratic high hurdle in front of the voting booth. And also thank goodness for the hundreds of "virtual voters," and the "virtual families," living at "virtual addresses," qualifying for absentee ballots. (Please don't argue. They are absent, are they not?) We are completing a full range of composite "virtual ID photographs" for them right now. Yes, it is a terrible expense, but well worth it.
I am not worried. For every evil there is a Democrat Party remedy. I do not anticipate our most faithful and frequent voters in our four multiple voter categories:
As Andrew Jackson once said, "The Supreme Court has ruled. Now let them enforce it."
CC:
The Very Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Nancy Pelosi (D, CA)
Also means Dims will probably have to demolish those Magical Last Minute Vote-Finding and Manufacturing Machines That Put Losing Candidates Over the Top installed in all those districts.
Tsk , tsk, tsk,
I tell ya, I'm all broke up about it (sob).