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300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well
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| April 27, 2008
Posted on 04/27/2008 4:38:21 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount
Can't he just eat his cellmate?
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:40:31 PM PDT
by
Polybius
To: COUNTrecount
best thing that ever happened to him!
To: COUNTrecount
Lose weight like that? Maybe I should put myself in jail /s
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:41:12 PM PDT
by
Stepan12
( "We are all girlymen now." Conservative reaction to Ann Coulter's anti PC joke)
To: Polybius
To: Polybius
How do you think he managed to stop at 308#s?
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:42:12 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs to said?)
To: COUNTrecount
Aramark made my college’s food, too. I was amaxed to hear that usually the “Freshman Fifteen” refers to fifteen pounds GAINED the first year.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:42:23 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: ExTexasRedhead; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; AuntB; JulieRNR21; metmom; Tired of Taxes
“complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.”
A number of inmates pay big money to achieve that kind of weight loss. Broderick Lloyd Laswell got a bargain.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:43:20 PM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(Karl Marx supported free trade. Does that make him a free market conservative?)
To: COUNTrecount
He’s not at Burger King; he can’t have it his way.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:44:35 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: COUNTrecount
I hear they're only allowed 2 rolls of toilet paper per month.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:44:38 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Carbon is the fifth most abundant element on the planet.)
To: COUNTrecount
He should consider himself fortunate he is not in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s tent city prison near Phoenix where they're fed green bologna sandwiches.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:46:49 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: COUNTrecount
Unfortunately, I can imagine many that would come to his defense. It could be a good watershed test question: Yes, I believe he has a case/is entitled/is malnourished/is a victim/ cannot get a break/the man is keeping him down...
Step into extermination chamber.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:48:40 PM PDT
by
Harrius Magnus
(I am the town square.)
To: COUNTrecount
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:48:56 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: All
Good grief, he probably could miss a few meals too!
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:49:16 PM PDT
by
Poetgal26
(God bless the US Military and our vets! (RIP Sgt Matthew Maupin))
To: COUNTrecount
How do satirists manage to make a living when reality is more ridiculous than anything they can make up?
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:50:26 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(A modest proposal: Feed the obese to the starving.)
To: COUNTrecount
I find it difficult (excuse me while I take two more bites) to disagree (forgive me for taking another bite) with this (excuse me while I go in the other room to get more food) person. His (Excuse me while I eat five more bites) reasoning sounds (excuse me while have have some more meat and potatoes, five more encheladas, one apple pie, one cherry pie, half a walnut pie, four sandwiches, two chickens, a seventeen pound turkey. It has been an hour and a half since lunch, and supper won't be served for another hour.) about right to me. Belch!
Seriously, it sounds like the Bentonville, Arkansas Diet is working just fine. Kudos to the prison staff.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:50:58 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(McCain is a poison pill. Accept it! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2006492/posts)
To: COUNTrecount
There's always the
To: COUNTrecount
19-year-old Broderick "Brody" Lloyd Laswell of Farmington are also charged with aggravated robbery in the August 30th death of Randy Walker of Garfield.
Authorities say the suspects burned Walker's home near Garfield after the slaying. Autopsy results showed Walker died of blunt force trauma to the head and torso, and stab wounds to the chest and neck.
Officials say Lacy confessed and that the culprits had sought to steal guns from Walker.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:51:31 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: COUNTrecount
Keep him in jail longer and he’ll lose more weight. This is a good thing. I suspect he uses his weight to intimidate the other prisoners, and that every commode he comes in contact with needs replacing.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:51:36 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: COUNTrecount
Just feed him limited quantities of arugula and granola — he’ll lose weight and all the leftists should applaud his wonderful diet, Obama most of all.
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posted on
04/27/2008 4:53:00 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Obama: All you dumb, bitter "typical white people" must learn to say "God D--n America!")
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