[the invisib1e hand]

headline is pitiful. How about, “Arby’s has Wendy’s in the Bag,” or “Arby and Wendy tie the knot” or some such.

[eldoradude]

headline is pitiful. How about, “Arby’s has Wendy’s in the Bag,” or “Arby and Wendy tie the knot” or some such.

How about: 'Wendy's Gives Arby's the Finger in a Chili Reception to the News of their Buyout.'

[Larry Lucido]

Guess it’s good it wasn’t McDonald’s. We’d have to hear about the merger of a Big Mac and a Hot ‘n Juicy.