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Jesus Was Son of Mary and Roman Rapist
Fox News ^ | 4/23/08

Posted on 04/24/2008 4:43:09 AM PDT by workerbee

In his upcoming biography of Jesus, "Basic Instinct" director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ probably was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee.

An Amsterdam publishing house said Wednesday it will publish the Dutch filmmaker's biography of Jesus, "Jesus of Nazareth: A Realistic Portrait," in September.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antibible; antichrist; antichristian; dumberthandirt; goingtohell; hell; propaganda; stuckonstupid
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1 posted on 04/24/2008 4:43:10 AM PDT by workerbee
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To: workerbee

Good books are a dime a dozen. I don’t know why anyone would bother to read this trash.


2 posted on 04/24/2008 4:45:48 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: workerbee

The Christian reaction will be to quietly condemn this piece of trash, and let it go.

Now, didn’t some Dutch guy make a film about Muhammed and his cult recently? How did the reaction go to that? Hmmmm.....


3 posted on 04/24/2008 4:48:15 AM PDT by henkster (I'm a typical white guy.)
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To: workerbee

Here’s an idea. I have no evidence so let’s write a book.


4 posted on 04/24/2008 4:48:24 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Bill Clinton: Life Member of the Liars' Club.)
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To: Brilliant
He's just ripped off the Monte Python movie, Life of Brian.
5 posted on 04/24/2008 4:48:53 AM PDT by Thommas (The snout of the camel is in the tent..)
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To: workerbee

This is so old. We already know his name - Naughtius Maximus. :) /LifeOfBrian.


6 posted on 04/24/2008 4:48:59 AM PDT by Bosco (Remember how you felt on September 11?)
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To: workerbee

And Mohammed’s mother was raped by a goat. Why is Christianity the only religion open for insults and ridicule? If the moderator wants to delete this, go ahead but then delete the whole thread. As a Christian I’m offended...


7 posted on 04/24/2008 4:49:05 AM PDT by Russ
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To: Brilliant
I don’t know why anyone would bother to read this trash.

Probably for the same reason this was posted in the news forum rather than in the religion forum.

8 posted on 04/24/2008 4:49:23 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Do we really want Huma answering the White House phone at 3 AM?)
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To: workerbee

Words escape as to why somone would speculate Mary was raped by a Roman guard....disgusting.


9 posted on 04/24/2008 4:50:19 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: workerbee

It appears that the Dutch are equal opportunity religion insulters. I predict no riots or murders in the wake of this insult to Christianity.


10 posted on 04/24/2008 4:51:12 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: workerbee

“In his upcoming biography of Jesus, “Basic Instinct” director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ probably was the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee.

An Amsterdam publishing house said Wednesday it will publish the Dutch filmmaker’s biography of Jesus, “Jesus of Nazareth: A Realistic Portrait,” in September. “

Probably. Based on what evidence? Oh right, you’re a Hollywood moron...nevermind.


11 posted on 04/24/2008 4:52:00 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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Wonder when his movie about Mohammed being an opium addict, pedophile and child rapist will come out. Oh...that’s right. This is the Netherlands and he doesn’t want to be killed in the street with a Muslim’s note pinned to his chest with a knife, a la van Gogh. That’s why he’s blaspheming Jesus instead.


12 posted on 04/24/2008 4:53:11 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Bosco; Thommas

Brian’s mom: Your father was a Roman.

Brian: You mean... you were RAPED?!

Brian’s mom: Well... at first, yes.


13 posted on 04/24/2008 4:53:24 AM PDT by Huck (Watching the DEMs come down the stretch is like watching the Mets come down the stretch!)
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To: workerbee

Paul, stick to action movies.


14 posted on 04/24/2008 4:54:00 AM PDT by RichInOC (Stupidity is its own punishment...but too many people in entertainment think they're exempt.)
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To: workerbee

Another conspiracy theorist trying to earn enough money to pay for his not too far in the distance funeral.


15 posted on 04/24/2008 4:54:03 AM PDT by Wavrnr10
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And Mohammed’s mother was raped by a goat....

Hey, that was no rape. Purely consensual.

The more interesting aspect, I think, is the conjecture that Judas didn't betray Christ, but instead did the deed his Master told him needed to be done. There was a book about a year ago delving into the question, whether Jesus told Judas to turn him over so the Lord's plan be fulfilled.

16 posted on 04/24/2008 4:54:41 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: workerbee
The title you used "Jesus Was Son of Mary and Roman Rapist" wasn't the original, published title and had to be changed. We are trying to reduce the number of duplicate threads:

'Basic Instinct' Director Paul Verhoeven: Jesus Was Son of Mary, Rapist.

Please just use the original published title and search before posting. Thanks.

17 posted on 04/24/2008 4:58:00 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: workerbee
AHEM: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2005748/posts

Posted yesterday.
18 posted on 04/24/2008 4:59:54 AM PDT by arderkrag (Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
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To: workerbee
The Media is a conduit of all iniquity.

The moron who wrote the story is just that: a moron; a tool; fodder.

As always, the real story is the machinery that demands such rubbish in order to serve it up to the masses who can't escape its menace.

19 posted on 04/24/2008 4:59:58 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (media is now a double-edged sword; it's no longer a billy-club in the hands of the big goons.)
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To: workerbee

this is a guy who’s singular claim to fame is a beaver shot. Yeah, I think that’s who I’ll get theological insights from.


20 posted on 04/24/2008 5:00:55 AM PDT by Pietro
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