[McGruff]

My wife is a Clinton Democrat (it's ok because I balance the force). I listen to her to get the average democratic point of view. She's a Hitlery supporter but I think it's because she's a woman. My goal is to talk her over to the right side someday. It may take another 20 years. These people are not that smart.

[AmusedBystander]

My wife is a Clinton Democrat

Grounds for divorce right there!