Nice idea, but I don't think we could convince the Iraqis to go along with it, unfortunately. How about if we get them to keep him on an IV until they straighten out the legal difficulties holding up his execution? Or maybe he needs a feeding tube inserted into his gut. It would be a shame if he missed his hanging by committing suicide, don't you think? Okay, okay. I'll go along with your plan, but only if he's forced to watch Teletubbies on full volume for 22 hours a day, and someone comes in to slap the livin' crap out of him at least twice a day.
"...if he's forced to watch Teletubbies on full volume for 22 hours a day, and someone comes in to slap the livin' crap out of him at least twice a day."
That sounds like a plan that might fly with the Iraqis, especially the slapping around part. LOL!