'Chemical Ali' is hospitalized after hunger strike

Jerusalem Post ^ | 4-21-2008

[NonValueAdded]

Thanks, I think I will have a Guinness now. :)

[rbg81]

Me too. I thought they hanged him long ago. He has more lives than a cat.

[EGPWS]

Fitting for a miserable rat b@$tard like him.

I can think of a few more "rat b@stards" like him it would be fitting for however I won't mention any names. ; )

[penowa]

"...if he's forced to watch Teletubbies on full volume for 22 hours a day, and someone comes in to slap the livin' crap out of him at least twice a day."

That sounds like a plan that might fly with the Iraqis, especially the slapping around part. LOL!

[G8 Diplomat]

LMAO!

[ditch bank guru]

” How about if we get them to keep him on an IV until they straighten out the ifficulties holding up his execution? Or maybe he needs a feeding tube inserted into his gut. It would be a shame if he missed his hanging by committing suicide, don’t you think? “

yep..seen everything now! tube feed a terrorist but pull the feeding tube from a brain damaged woman{terry schaivo}
whats next? euthanasia..oh wait!! yeah,,thats coming too

[SunkenCiv]

Gosh, I’m really worried about him. To avoid his starving to death, he should be immediately hanged. Or turned over to Kurdish authorities.

[Kirkwood]

I thought he was executed too. Were there 2 Chemical Alis?

[04-Bravo]

I’m with you. I like the idea of turning him over to the Kurds for appropriate disposition.

[SunkenCiv]

His nickname *is* “Chemical Ali”. Maybe the Kurds could hold him over a bunsen burner for a while, y’know, before the denouement...

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Why don’t they just starve him to death? He already has a good start, and a death wish.

[delacoert]

...or

Force feed him a frozen pot roast through the top of his skull.

[PGalt]

Give the Chemical man a feeding tube with a slow, diluted H₂SO₄ drip.

(Compassionate Conservatism at its finest)

[Malsua]

dang, he needs a “Hanged” strike. I thought he was room temperature already.

[DGHoodini]

Hardly what I would call a benefit of RHIP. >Bo)

[Dave Elias]

“How about we force-feed him an entire rotten pig so that he doesn’t starve to death?”

I don’t think he was particularly devout

[Dave Elias]

“Quite true. The hangmen at the Nuremburg Trials failed to account for the weight the Nazis lost in calculating the necessary counterweight, the result of which had them die slower and more agonizingly. Poor fellows.”

That is the official version of events true. However it is highly unlikely it really was an oversight.

[phillyfanatic]

A bullet in the brain.

[rdl6989]

Me too. I thought they hanged him long ago. He has more lives than a cat.

I seem to remember him being reported dead a few times.

[SeafoodGumbo]

Force feed him a frozen pot roast through the top of his skull.

Hehe. The 'ol frozen pig on the brain method...