I’ve missed something. I don’t get the noose, etc. meaning.
Someone give this man a link! It’s too dreadful and distasteful to try to explain here.
references are to the arrest the other night of Richard Quest of CNN, who was caught in Central Park having a kinky episode with a rope, meth, an unnamed man, and a “sex toy” in the trunk of his car..... [of course since it is hardly illegal to possess a “sex toy” I don’t know why that was mentioned, but it does add to the entertainment]
Quest, 46, best-known for his work as CNN’s business travel specialist and his eponymously-titled show Quest, was arrested in New York’s Central Park with methamphetamine in his pocket.
Initial reports indicated he had been arrested for loitering and violating the park’s curfew.
Quest was busted around 3:40am when police found him and another man inside the park near 64th street, sources say.
The park is normally closed between 1 am and 6 am.
But there’s more to this scandal than meets the eye.
The New York Post is reporting that Quest not only had drugs in his pocket, he also had a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals.
Aside from the strategically placed rope, the newspaper also reports that a police search uncovered a sex toy inside the boot of his car.
And here’s the punch line...
The Post (with nary a whiff of irony) says “It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”
I’d draw you a diagram, but my editor would most likely castrate me.