[Izzy Dunne]

What we need is a much bigger nanny state to protect stupid people from the results of their stupidity. A much, much bigger nanny state.

We're working as fast as we can!

The trouble is, they're getting stupider faster than we're getting bigger.

Signed,
Your government

[LonePalm]

The REAL problem is that stupidity is no longer as fatal as it used to be.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)