Now where is that gravitational constant when you need it?
I think they put it in charge of some woman and it hasn’t been the same since.
“Does this kilogram make me look fat?”
To which the proper reply is ..
"Why Nooo honey, you look just fine. What's a silly kilogram anyway?"
(Steak dinner, perfumed bed, a little late getting to a very deep and satisfied sleep .... mmmmmmmmmmm.)