the evolutionary response would be that the mass isn’t living so evolution doesn’t have a thing to do with the changes.
Except that it isn't the evolutionary response. "Primadorol soup" apparently "evolved' from elements exposed to millions of years of exposure to cosmic gases, cooling millions of years of space rain which then made this soup of which pairs of living things crawled out of and evolved into everything.
Tears of laughter are competing with plain old tears. This thread is how the world sees conservatism.