Dick Quest: "Honest, officer, it just jumped into my boot!"

American Digest ^ | 4-19-08 | Gerard Vanderleun

[Renfield]

UPDATE: Now with a possible, if x-rated explanation, after the jump. You have been warned.

UPDATE: The New York Times report -- CNN Reporter Faces Drug Charge - City Room - Metro - New York Times Blog -- omits the sex equipment and partner details. Commenters are clueless as a result.....

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Some things I rather not know. Where ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.

[2ndDivisionVet]

“Dick Quest”, the jokes just write themselves.

What ever happened to Johnny, Race, Hajji, Bandit and the good doctor, btw?

[Timeout]

Well, I was curious as to what in the world the “rope thing” was all about. So I followed the link and...now I know.

But I wish I didn’t. THere are some things I’d just as soon not clutter my mind with. You were wiser than me.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I was no wiser than you, I followed the link and wished I didn’t. I don’t care what they do, as long as don’t do it in Central Park and scare the hansom horses.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I have to tie a string to Wee Willy so I can find him if I have to go in the middle of the night. Otherwise I’m likely to grab a hair and pee down my leg.

[poindexter]

"CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said."

A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Dick Quest

[MtnClimber]

That is a really disturbing picture to imagine!

[CJ Wolf]

Never a more fitting name for the fellow. Ahh the irony.

[restornu]

really!

[Lets Roll NOW]

Johnny is the largest yacht dealer in the Caribbean today.

Race died in a covert op in Afganistan.

Hajji is a senior programmer at Google.

Doctor Quest is retired and living in Coral Gables, and Bandit was hit by a car in 1975.

[mavfin]

If he could have left the meth out, and did it in private, I really wouldn’t have cared. It’s his problem. Doing it in public, with meth, makes it a law enforcement problem, that he’s responsible for, IMO.

[Rebelbase]

Thanks for the update. Been a while since I even thought of JQ.

Seems like that show is ripe for a Hollywood movie remake.

[Andonius_99]

Race died in a covert op in Afghanistan.

Actually, he didn't, he's still alive and kicking here on FR! :)

[RaceBannon]

SSHHHH!