[jws3sticks]

One of my favorite stories from England is, that comparing American beer to English beer is to say that “American beer is like making love in a punt, its “F***ing close to water”. That one rings true and always brings a smile to these old lips.

[NurdlyPeon]

Then there are those long poles that they use for a certain type of boating in England.

You mean the "oar" that use on a "punt"? Man, now I'm really confused.